have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”
Do you ever wonder if people think that about you?
-must suck the mean dick
-has to at least break up the weed or rock paper scissors me to see who rolls
-be able to finish the blunt with me
-doesn’t mind me resting my head on her boobies
-has a nice bubble butt :D
-doesn’t mind being spanked
-loves rough sex
-has to cook with me after(still naked)
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
The perfect comparison.