dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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anus:

when life brings u down to your knees give life a blowjob and then get back up and spit the cum in life’s face and then skip away like the princess you are

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I found this!

thepretzelwearsalt:

the4elemelons:

knerzig:

Neat little lighter

 

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Wait… wait a second!

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This isn’t little…IT’S FAR AWAY!

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OH GOD HOW FAR AWAY IS THIS?!

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SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! THIS ISN’T A SMALL LIGHTER!

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THIS ISN’T SMALL AT ALL!

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WHY IS THIS SO BIG?!

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WHY?!??!!

Why??!!!

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

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plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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daenerystargayren:

being really into history is cooler than being into math or science… someone who likes math and science is called a “math nerd” or a “science geek” but someone who likes history is called a “history buff” because of their strong, sensual arms

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kingofconeyisland:

Seeing a reccomended post on your dash

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madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

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I was the toast of the town. I was puking flowers afterhours; I was letting everybody down.

Cat Marnell (via sharingneedles)
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