mycroftly:

when guardians of the galaxy finished and the credits started, a few people got up and started leaving and i said to my dad “this process is what i like to call ‘weeding out the weak’” and the woman in front of me heard me and laughed so hard she choked on her drink

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swan2swan:

douxmaradoux:

I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 

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cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

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Reblog if you have more posts than followers…

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Sometimes I remind myself that I almost skipped the party, that I almost went to a different college, that the whim of a minute could have changed everything and everyone. Our lives, so settled, so specific, are built on happenstance.

Anna Quindlen, Every Last One   (via thatkindofwoman)
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serfborts:

When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute

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